United States and Philippine Presidents Agree to Switch Countries for a Week

In an experiment regarding battling the COVID-19, the presidents of the United States of American and the Philippines decide to switch countries for one week to see if the other can do a better job of leading the country. Both got a lot of criticism for how they handled the COVID-19 so it will be interesting to see how this will work.

It remains to be seen whether the United States president will receive the Philippine president's "special powers" that were given to him. When asked about it, the former said, "I don't need no special powers. I am invincible. I am like a combination of Captain Barbell and Iron Man."

He was also asked for comment regarding mispronouncing a bunch of words at a recent press conference. Needless to say, he didn't take those words too kindly. "I love the Philipweens. I have been here before. Yeah, like Cohon, Borakway, and Ilogos.  The Bayut is also derishus.", he said.

Meanwhile, the Philippine president was asked about whether he has seen Tiger King on Netflix and he responded with, "Yes, I believe the Tiger King has tested positive for corona beerus."

The Philippine president was also asked about the first thing he will do when he gets to the United States and show that he is a good leader. He responded with "Shempre pipinturahan ko un White House ng Bayolet para hindi mabugot doon!"


Happy April Fool's Day!

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