Dictator 3.5/5

It is no secret Sacha Baron Cohen is this generation's Jim Carey.  He succeeds in making everyone laugh without even trying.  He is one of the top comedians today because his antics are so funny.  In The Dictator, he is teamed up with a good comedienne in Anna Faris.  For the first time in Cohen's movies, there is actually a plot and a romance.  His past two films were being narrated by himself so this movie tries something new.  Cohen still succeeds with his brand of crude humor.  For the third straight film, he succeeded in making my cheeks hurt because of laughing. 

It is a good thing not much people were in the theater despite it being a Saturday night.  Because of that, I enjoyed the movie so much more.  One of the reasons I hate watching at cinemas is because some people just can't keep their reactions to themselves.  Back to the movie, Cohen actually appeared on various talk shows while in character as Supreme Leader Aladeen trying to promote the movie. 

Bananapplemonectareview

Only a few places are usually crowded at Il Terrazo and those places are usually the supermarket, Bon Chon and Bananapple.  It is still a mystery why this place is always packed with cars when the other places barely have anybody in them.  Bananapple is good enough to attract people though and Il Terrazo's other tenants may be relying on its delicious food so the place would attract people.  Who doesn't like Bananapple? The owners are featured at Go Negosyo's top entreps and their food are delicious and cheap.  All the pies and desserts are a must try for any foodie out there.  The house iced tea is great but I suggest that they make it refillable.  You rarely see restaurants make their house iced tea refillable.





Rating: 4 / 5

Celebrity Deathmatch Edition #1 : Battle of Jeremys

Jeremy Lin        vs.    Jeremy Rozul

It is the ultimate white vs black battle everyone has been anticipating for quite some time.  Let us look at both sides of the story.

Known for:
Lin - Who could ever forget Linsanity? He led the Knicks to a winning streak and his fantasy owners to a losing streak.  After that, he gets injured and is never heard from again.
Rozul - Putting his ugly ass on the bench of unlucky teams during summer league.  If this guy fails to land a team, then there is still one team that is still willing to bid for his services.  The committee.

Looking at the future:
Lin - He just signed a 3 year 25 million dollar deal for the Houston Rockets.  Will he follow Yao's footsteps as the next injury prone Chinese player?  Speaking in behalf of Chinese basketball fans, I certainly hope not.
Rozul - It remains to be seen if we will see anything change.  Rozul will still roam the streets of Philam looking like he just woke up and has yet to take a bath in 10 years.

How's the language?
Lin - For someone who looks Chinese, Lin does not speak broken English.  He speaks like the true Harvard graduate that he is.
Rozul - Rozul's voice is so annoying that he drives the customers of his sewing business away.

If this is a basketball game, Lin would run circles around Rozul.  However, if this is an eating contest then you can expect Rozul to eat everything in sight including Lin himself!

To all Jeremy fans(both Lin and Rozul), I am just joking so lighten up.  This message was made knowing there are actually fans of Rozul but we all know there are none.

My way or the Tramway

A visit to tramway is always worth the price since it is an eat all you can buffet priced at just 205 pesos per person.  The usual choices include fish, yang chow rice, siomai, fried shark's fin, fried chicken and fruits.  You should never be surprised at the amount of people that go here as its target is those of class C.  If you plan to go here, you should come early or reserve ahead of schedule.  The food taste is average but it is good enough for 205 pesos.  The water is self service so you would not have to call the attention every time you need a refill for your glass of water.  That would be enough to encourage you to not order any drinks.

Again, I apologize for the lack of quality in these pictures.